I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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