Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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