lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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