Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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