No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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