can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
There r osticjed everywhere
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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