Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I am one with the molecules
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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