First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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