I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Randomize
