so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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