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What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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