C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize