I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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