Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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