Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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