The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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