yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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