why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
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