I got chris browned last night
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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