We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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