Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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