Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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