Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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