She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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