i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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