so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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