We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
