Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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