Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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