I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
We have started to decorate penises.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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