she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
we made out on top of his cat.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Randomize