I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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