i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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