The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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