i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
vagina is talking i cant
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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