I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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