is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
