U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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