3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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