I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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