Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
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