i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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