Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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