dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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