Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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