dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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