i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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