Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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