ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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