My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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