Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
When did we convert life to cartoon?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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