My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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