I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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